Me

Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

‘Mur’kah!

ithinkmyneckisred:

aloe-and-nicotine:

Happy National Armed Forces Day…. er, yeah.
Thank you to those of you who served and gave your life, those of you serving currently and those of you that will serve. You are brave beings and so, so amazing.

^

lifewithkitty:

*drool*

howdomermaidsfuck:

lol chinchillas are so funny they have to take dust baths and you buy special chinchilla dust

toefox:

I will never, ever, EVER get tired of The Used.